oots


Blackwing deduces that Qarr's true masters are the archfiends, Zz'dtri still has level-relevant spell resistance, and fan favorite Mr. Scruffy is cravenly shot by Yukyuk.

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Panel 1

Blackwing and Qarr engage in aerial combat.
Blackwing: You! You’re the imp that worked for that noble! What are you doing here?
Qarr: Let’s just say that a friend of a friend introduced us, and leave it at that.
Qarr shoots a beam of heat from his hand, "bzzzap!", but Blackwing evades.

Panel 2

Blackwing: OK, second question: why are you shooting at me?? You wanted to help Vaarsuvius last time!
Qarr: Hey, I’m an ancient being of pure evil made flesh; do not presume that you can grasp the extent of my sinister agenda!
Qarr fires and misses again, "bzzzap!"

Panel 3

Blackwing: Wait, I get it—you’re working for those archfiends now, aren’t you? This whole thing with Zz’dtri is just a cover story.
Qarr: What? Uh, no! No, of course not!
Qarr: Shut up!

Panel 4

Blackwing: Ha! That’s it, I figured it out! And I’m gonna tell my master on you!
Qarr fires two more heat beams, "bzzzap! bzzzap!" but Blackwing flies a double loop to avoid them. One of Yukyuk's quarrels bounces off of V's Stoneskin spell, "pting!"
Qarr: Get back here, you stupid bird!
Zz’dtri: Baleful polymorph!
Vaarsuvius: Counterspell!

Panel 5

Vaarsuvius: Quickened Hold Person!
Zz’dtri: Spell Resistance. Still.
Vaarsuvius: Damnations! Why must it scale with level?

Panel 6

Cut to another part of the arena arcade where Yukyuk hunts for Mr. Scruffy.
Yukyuk: Darn it, that elf is flying too high for a Sneak Attack, and my arrows aren’t getting through his protection spell without it.
Yukyuk We shoulda followed the bard, Sir Scraggly.
Sir Scraggly: *sniff!* *sniff!* Grrrr!

Panel 7

Yukyuk: What’s that, boy?
Yukyuk You can smell something behind the column?
Sir Scraggly: Grrrr!

Panel 8

Yukyuk: Lookee here. What’s a nice kitty cat like you doin’ in a place like this?
Yukyuk: Are you scared, little guy? Is that why you’re hiding? You don’t need to be scared, I’m a ranger.
Yukyuk: I love animals.

Panel 9

Yukyuk: They make great entertainment, don’t they, Sir Scraggly?
Yukyuk fires a crossbow; the bolt sinks into Mr. Scruffy's flank with a "thunk!"
Mr. Scruffy: meeeeeeeOWWR!

Panel 10

Cut to the gladiator stable at the arena. Belkar lies on a bench while Ian Starshine watches the fight through a window.
Ian Starshine: Belkar, aren’t you going to watch Roy fight The Champion?
Belkar: Oh, please. Round Three with the Linear Guild?

Panel 11

Cut back to the arena arcade where Sir Scraggly chases Mr. Scruffy.
Yukyuk: Sic ‘im, boy.
Belkar (inset): Everyone knows that they’re no real threat to the six of us.

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