oots


V sends Elan to warn Durkon. Yukyuk, the latest in the proud tradition of Linear Guild kobolds, sneak attacks V. Blackwing charges Zz'dtri, only for Z to reveal his own familiar... Qarr.

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Panel 1

Vaarsuvius falls to the ground, landing on his or her head, from Zz'dtri's lightning attack in the previous comic.
Vaarsuvius: Oof!
Elan: Are you OK? And can you turn Haley back? Did you prepare Stone to Soft Curvy Flesh today?

Panel 2

Vaarsuvius: No, sadly, but Master Thundershield has Break Enchantment on his list for today, which will have a similar effect. You must go to him.
Elan: No! I’m not abandoning Haley again!
Vaarsuvius: Nor did I suggest that you should. Stand aside.

Panel 3

Vaarsuvius: Shrink Item!
As Vaarsuvius reads the spell from a scroll, the petrified Haley is shrunk down to the size of a small figurine.
Vaarsuvius: When you find the dwarf, simply throw the figurine onto a firm surface to restore its normal size.
Elan: Thank you, V! But… I can’t abandon you, either.

Panel 4

Vaarsuvius: You must, and not simply for Miss Starshine’s sake. Our cleric is alone, and does not know that the Linear Guild is afoot.
Vaarsuvius: There is a chance that if I hold this nefarious elf in check you will be able to warn him before either your wretched brother or his dark paramour can attack—
Vaarsuvius: —but only if you leave right now!

Panel 5

Elan: Are you sure you’ll be OK, V?
Vaarsuvius: We do not have time for assurances! Quickened Haste!
Elan: ...Was that a spell or were you just telling me to go super-fast?
Vaarsuvius: GO!!

Panel 6

Zz’dtri: Brave, facing me alone.
Vaarsuvius: Hardly. He will be of far greater efficacy in that capacity than he would ever be engaging you.
Vaarsuvius: I have learned many lessons since our previous duel, drow.

Panel 7

Zz’dtri: Duel?
Zz'dtri: Who said I was alone?
Yukyuk rides in on Sir Scraggly, firing with both crossbows which land in V's back, "thunk! thunk!"
Vaarsuvius: Aaargh!!
Yukyuk: Yeeeeehah! Sneak attack!
Yukyuk Good job, Sir Scraggly!
Sir Scraggly: Grrrr!

Panel 8

Vaarsuvius: A kobold. Of course.
Vaarsuvius: Stoneskin.
Vaarsuvius: As entrances go, I suppose I only prefer the eminiently[sic] predictable to the genuinely shocking. You are named Yakyak, I presume?
Yukyuk: Yukyuk, actually. What kind of a stupid name would “Yakyak” be, anyway?

Panel 9

Blackwing: Oh yeah? Well, Vaarsuvius isn’t alone, either! I’m here, too! And I’m gonna fly up there and peck your Little Orphan Annie eyes out!

Panel 10

Zz’dtri: Right, the familiar. Odd.
Zz’dtri: I have one, too, now.

Panel 11

Qarr teleports in next to Blackwing with a "pop!"
Blackwing: *gasp!*
Qarr: Hey, how’s it going? I don’t think we’ve ever been formally introduced.

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