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Zz'dtri continues to prove Vaarsuvius' every action futile. Yukyuk locates Haley's dropped Bag of Holding. Vaarsuvius approaches the Kobold with a plan in mind.

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Panel 1

Blackwing: Vaarsuvius, are you OK?
Vaarsuvius: I have yet to conclusively affect the drow. How fares Sir Greenhilt?
Blackwing: Alive and on the move. Beyond that, it's tough to say.

Panel 2

Qarr teleports in nearby.
Blackwing: I'm doing fine, too, thanks for asking.
Vaarsuvius: But I did not inquire.
Blackwing: *sigh*

Panel 3

Vaarsuvius: Empowered Fireball!
Zz'dtri is hit by the fireball and appears to be harmed by it.
Zz'dtri: Nnnh.
Vaarsuvius: Aha! I have at last penetrated your thrice-damned spell resistance! Burn, you insufferably terse dullard!!

Panel 4

Zz'dtri opens one eye.

Panel 5

Zz'dtri opens both eyes and smiles.
Zz'dtri: Kidding.
Zz'dtri: Protection from Fire.

Panel 6

Zz'dtri: Plus Lightning Reflexes.
Vaarsuvius: DAMNATIONS!!

Panel 7

Vaarsuvius: This is absurd! I am making the best use of my spell resources that I am able—
Vaarsuvius: —but how in the infinite planes of existence am I supposed to be capable of defeating a wizard who has tailored not just his daily spells but his very build specifically to defeat...

Panel 8

Vaarsuvius: ...me.

Panel 9

Vaarsuvius: Invisibility.
Vaarsuvius disappears.

Panel 10

Back inside the arena, Yukyuk continues to hunt for Mr. Scruffy, who is hiding behind a wall, pierced by a quarrel.
Yukyuk: Come on, little white cat. You're just making the two of us work up more of an appetite lookin' for you.
Sir Scraggly: *sniff*

Panel 11

Yukyuk comes across a bag on the floor.
Yukyuk: Well, lookee here, I think I found something.
Ser Scraggly: Rruwr?
Yukyuk: You go on ahead an' keep searching. I'm gonna see what's in it.

Panel 12

Yukyuk pours out the contents of the bag, revealing gold pieces, quivers of arrows, potions, and Roy's Armor.
Yukyuk: Hot damn, lookit that! I'm rich! That's gotta be double what Nale is payin' me, maybe even triple!
Yukyuk: Must be one of them Bags of Holding, what's bigger on the inside than the out.

Panel 13

Yukyuk has emptied the bag and stands next to a huge pile of treasure.
Yukyuk: Huh.
Yukyuk: I guess it's just my lucky day.
The invisible Vaarsuvius hovers just behind him.

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