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V uses a Dominated Yukyuk to hit Zz'dtri with a double crossbow sneak attack. As Z flees, Yukyuk continues to pepper Z with arrows while V explains their realization that if Z hyper-specialized to fight V, Z must have left himself open to other forms of attack.

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Panel 1

Zz'dtri flies through the arena arcade looking behind him for Vaarsuvius.

Panel 2

Vaarsuvius flies holding Yukyuk in front of them. Yukyuk's eyes are spirals, showing he has been Dominated by Vaarsuvius. He fires both of his Hand Crossbows of Quick Loading.
Vaarsuvius: I may be in error, but I believe the appropriate proclamation is, "Sneak Attack, bitch."
The bolts both hit Zz'dtri with a double "thunk!"

Panel 3

Zz'dtri: Break Enchantment.
Vaarsuvius: Counterspell.
Vaarsuvius: I shall take that choice as confirmation that I have unraveled the conundrum of your imperviousness.
Both of Yukyuk's crossbows automatically reload with a "pop! pop!"

Panel 4

Vaarsuvius: A wizard's strength is his ability to prepare different spells each day, but it is also our weakness.
Vaarsuvius: It is difficult, even for us, to defend against every possible form of attack simultaneously.
Vaarsuvius: Those we cannot block outright, we must evade. Those we cannot evade, we must eliminate pre-emptively.
Vaarsuvius: Which brings to mind your first spell in this skirmish.
Yukyuk again fires both crossbows. One bolt hits, "thunk!", while one flies past the fleeing Zz'dtri.

Panel 5

Flashback to #789 when Zz'tri ambushed the party and petrified Haley.
Vaarsuvius (inset): Flesh to Stone—not towards me, your hated enemy, but directed at an archer.
Vaarsuvius (inset): Clearly, you were confident that your current spell selection would allow you to weather my magical assault with relative impunity—

Panel 6

Yukyuk again fires both crossbows, hitting with both, "thunk! thunk!"
Zz'dtri: NNH!!
Vaarsuvius: —but you could not say the same for a volley of arrows.
Vaarsuvius: Not being an archer myself, I was obligated to Dominate yours.

Panel 7

Zz'dtri: Phantasmal Killer.
A horrifying apparition descends on Vaarsuvius who still holds Yukyuk in front of them.
Vaarsuvius: By all means, feel free to attempt to murder your own ally.

Panel 8

Yukyuk fires another pair of quarrels, both of which sink into the now bloodied Zz'dtri, "thunk! thunk!"
Vaarsuvius: I believe he just ceased his struggles against my mental commands to shoot you.
Vaarsuvius: Welcome, however temporarily, to the Order of the Stick, Mr. Yukyuk.

Panel 9

Vaarsuvius: Continue this ratio of effectiveness-to-chatter, and I shall see if I cannot open up a position in our Short Dual-Wielding Murderer department.
Vaarsuvius: What say you to that?
Yukyuk: ...
Vaarsuvius: Perfection.

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