oots


Eugene proves Roy’s theory for the prophecy wrong.

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Panel 1

Durkon: Try ta get some rest, Aye'll have ye healed in tha mornin'.
Roy: Yeah, OK. Thanks for the clean-up.

Panel 2

Roy closes his eyes

Panel 3

Eugene (off-panel): Well, don't you look comfortable.

Panel 4

The ghost of Eugene Greenhilt appears.
Eugene: No, no, don't get up. I was just saying how comfortable you look for someone who recently received an omen from BEYOND THE GRAVE!
Roy: Dad!

Panel 5

Roy: Lay off, Dad. I was poisoned. Besides, that omen thing ended.
Roy: Like, 18 strips ago.
Eugene: Horse puckey! You think I'd come from the dead to warn you about a lame chimera?

Panel 6

Roy: Woah, time out, Dad.
Roy: Who is that?
Eugene: Hmm? Oh, that's Violet. Her and I are going to catch a play after we're done here.
Violet: Hi.

Panel 7

Roy: You brought a DATE to come warn me of mortal danger?
Eugene: What? It was on the way!

Panel 8

Roy: And what about Mom?
Eugene: Hey, that deal was very clear: 'Til death do us part. Once I shuffle off the mortal coil, I'm free to play the field.

Panel 9

Roy: Whatever, I don't want to think about that. Did you have something to tell me?
Eugene: Don't get uppity, poison boy.

Panel 10

Eugene: I'm just here to tell you not to write off that cryptic clue I gave you last time so easily.

Panel 11

Roy: And I don't suppose you're going to tell me what it meant, right?
Eugene: Fft. No, where's the fun in that?
Eugene (to Violet): C'mon, sweet thing, let's get ethereal.
Violet: Nice to meet you.

Panel 12

Roy: That's it. Tomorrow night, I'm asking Vaarsuvius to cast Sleep on me.

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