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Roy gets the Girdle of Feminity/Masculinity removed.

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Panel 1

Elan: C'mon, Haley, let's get you some breakfast. You'll feel better.
Haley: Rthfq pid'cq ckmaz...
Belkar: Sure you don't want to join us, baby?
Roy: Uh, yeah. Maybe I'll catch up later.

Panel 2

Roy: OK, Durkon, maybe you can't help with Haley's problem, but you prepared new spells, so you can get this damn belt off of me, ASAP.

Panel 3

Durkon: Roy, before I cast tha spell, are ye absolutely sure ye want to go back ta being a man?
Roy: What? What kind of a dumb question is that??

Panel 4

Roy: Look, I'll admit it wasn't as bad as I'd feared. I wasn't any weaker or anything. I did have trouble keeping my emotions under control, but I think that was because I'm not used to the hormones.

Panel 5

Roy: But come on. I was born a man, there's no reason I would want to stay a woman.
Roy: Now hurry up and remove the belt before Belkar starts humping my leg.

Panel 6

Durkon: As ye wish.
Durkon: Remove Curse.
Roy: Yes! Back in one piece! I can write my name in the snow again!
Durkon: Thar's no snow ere, lad.
Roy: It's a figure of speech.

Panel 7

Belkar: Oh hey, Roy. I was wondering where you had gotten off to by yourself.
Roy: Um, right. Because you have not seen me since we checked in.

Panel 8

Belkar: Did you by any chance see that smokin' hot human babe with the dark skin? She was just here a minute ago.
Roy: Uh, no. I must have missed her.

Panel 9

Belkar: Too bad. I was looking forward to getting her alone and sliding that heavy armor off of her—
Roy: Well she's not here, so you don't need to finish that description. Ever.

Panel 10

Belkar: That's OK. I can always keep the memory of her for when I'm...
Belkar: ...alone.

Panel 11

Roy: Excuse me, I need to soak my brain in acid now.
Belkar: I took Craft Disturbing Mental Image as my feat last level.
Roy: Maybe my ears, too.

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