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The readers (and Belkar) learn why the OotS is in this dungeon.

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Panel 1

The party is descending the stairs to the next lower level.
Roy: The stairs down! We are one step closer to our goal!
Belkar: We have a goal?
Haley: Why didn't you just SAY you wanted to go down?

Panel 2

Roy: Sure. Why did you think we were down here?
Belkar: Well I just figured we'd wander around, kill some sentient creatures just 'cause they have green skin and fangs and we don't, and then take their stuff.

Panel 3

The group stares angrily at Belkar.
Belkar: What?

Panel 4

Elan: Of course we have a goal, Belkar. Let me share it with you...
Roy: Oh no, here we go...

Panel 5

Cut to the exterior of the Dungeon of Dorukan, Dorukan's castle.
Elan (inset): We quest in the deep dark Dungeon of Dorukan, a horrible pit filled with evil monsters.
Haley (inset): And treasure!

Panel 6

Cut to Xykon in front of a heap of gold, jewels and a other treasure.
Elan (inset): Created by the mad lich Xykon, an undead mage mad with his own power.
Elan (inset): Oooo, bad lich.
Haley (inset): And treasure!

Panel 7

Flash-forward to a hypothetical future where Roy is decapitating Xykon with Greenhilt.
Elan (inset): But we will strike down the Xykon and make the countryside safe again!
Haley (inset): And treasure! Wait that doesn't make any sense...

Panel 8

Cut back to the party, who have arrived at the next level.
Belkar: This "treasure" idea intrigues me and I wish to learn more.
Durkon: How'd you do that lad, with th' pictures?
Elan: My newest bard spell: Summon Plot Exposition!

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