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In round three, Roy uses the Spellsplinter Maneuver to disrupt Durkon's casting, so Durkon switches to his inherent vampire powers.

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Panel 1

Roy Greenhilt: This is silly. I'm the guy who used to carry you when we ran away, remember?
"Durkon": Yes, I clearly remember you leading us to flee encounters we should have bested easily.

Panel 2

Roy: Durkon, please... I know it must have been confusing to wake up as a vampire, but you don't need to do this!
"Durkon": Confusing? Nothing could be simpler.

Panel 3

"Durkon": I finally understand what all the humans are always talking about. Now I'm free to act on my needs and desires—
"Durkon": —to put myself first, without all those ridiculous dwarven traditions tying my hands.

Panel 4

Cut to Durkon's thoughts.
Durkon: Dinnae listen ta 'im, Roy! I like havin' me hands tied!
Durkon: And I'm just now noticin' tha obvious allegorical construct!

Panel 5

Cut back to the fight.
"Durkon": And what I want right now is for you to go away.
"Durkon": Destruc—

Panel 6

Roy slashes his sword at "Durkon", "SLASH!", splintering his spell, "fizzle!"

Panel 7

Bodyguard with Knight Helmet: Whoa!
Bodyguard with Side Shave: Was that the Spellsplinter Maneuver?!?
Wrecan: Impossible! There's not a Fighter alive that knows that move anymore!

Panel 8

Roy bashes "Durkon" with his sword, knocking him back with an audible "WHUMP!"

Panel 9

"Durkon": That's a nice trick you picked up.
"Durkon": I admit that I wasn't sure it would be effective against divine magic.
"Durkon": But you must admit that it would be far more effective—

Panel 10

"Durkon": —against someone who can't fight!
"Durkon" grabs Roy, draining levels from him.
Roy: AAAHH!!

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