oots



Cast

Transcript

Panel 1

Blackwing: What... the hell?
Durkon: Aye, think so...
Elan: | feel so weak... l can barely lift my rapier...

Panel 2

Roy: I think that spell... drained our strength.
Roy: Good thing I'm still getting... a boost from my belt, so-

Panel 3

Roy: Unngh!

Panel 4

Thog: three cheers for unfair fights!
Thog: hip hip hooray!
Serini: Sweet googly moogly!
WHAM!

Panel 5

Belkar: What is going on with everyone? Mr. Scruffy? Minrah?
Minrah (thinking): Belkar, I can't move! I can't even talk out loud!
Mr. Scruffy: Meowww...

Panel 6

Belkar: Durkon, you gotta fix Minrah, I think she's paralyzed.
Minrah: Mmr hm!
Durkon: Aye, cuz she's... lower level...
Durkon: Och, me armor's so heavy...

Panel 7

Durkon: Gotta concentrate... unnngh...
Belkar: You want to dance, ugly? Fine, let's-
Thog: hip hip-

Panel 8

Thog: -hooray!
SHUNK!
Belkar: -dance?
poke!

Panel 9

Haley: I can't even... pull my bowstring back...
Sabine: Oh, I think you accidentally strung your bow with a garrote. Here, I'll show you.

Panel 10

Nale: No! No grudges yet!
Nale: She's already neutralized, stick to the plan!
WHUMP!
Sabine: ugh, fine.

Panel 11

POP!
Sabine: Sneak attack or whatever. I guess.
Durkon: GAAAAARGGH!
Thog: hip hip-
Thog: -oh, thog lost count.
slash! slash!

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