oots


Elan, Haley, and Vaarsuvius are ambushed by mysterious attackers.

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Panel 1

Haley: —and then once I had bought all that, I only needed to spend 18 more gold pieces to get the free gift.
Elan: *sniff*
Elan: Mmmmm! Ylang-ylang!.

Panel 2

Vaarsuvius: I am hopeful that the endeavors of either of you were more fruitful than my own.
Elan: Hi, V. What was wrong with the mage's guild?

Panel 3

Vaarsuvius: Nothing, except that they were less of a "guild" and more of a collection of dilettantes who meet every Tuesday over lunch to discuss how "totally awesome" it would be to learn 2nd-level spells.
Vaarsuvius: Obviously, our epic-level illusionist does not consult them on his ventures forth.

Panel 4

Two reptilian creatures, one with a crossbow look down on the trio from a nearby rooftop.
Elan: Let's go find Roy and the others. Maybe they had better luck.
Vaarsuvius: Alternately, we could wait for them here, as instructed.

Panel 5

Elan: Aww, come on, we're like an hour early! I don't wanna—AAAH!
A quarrel is loosed from above, "twunk!", narrowly missing Elan who is pushed aside by Haley.
Haley: ELAN, LOOK OUT!!

Panel 6

Vaarsuvius is hit by the bolt, "shuunk."

Panel 7

Vaarsuvius drops on the ground, poisoned, "wumf!"

Panel 8

Vaarsuvius: It would appear to be a Strength-draining poison...on magical bolts, no less.
Elan: Neutralize Poison!
Elan: Hey, that's not fair, why isn't V getting up?
Haley: It'll prevent things from getting worse, but it won't undo the Strength damage V already took!
Haley: Now sword out, we're under attack!

Panel 9

Haley: Sorry, V, I just reacted to get Elan out of the way...
Vaarsuvius: Though I cannot move, I am in no immediate danger. You made the right decision.
Vaarsuvius: Now go and meet our attackers.

Panel 10

Blackwing: You think this will be an easy fight then?
Vaarsuvius: No, I meant she made the right decision philosophically speaking, in choosing to protect the one she loves over considerations of respective power.

Panel 11

Enor flies down with a heavy morning star.
Vaarsuvius: Practically speaking, we are almost certainly going to die.

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