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Logann helps Durkon and Sigdi fight their way into the Council chamber.

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Panel 1

Durkon hurls his hammer, striking Gontor in the back of the head
Gontor: Aaargggh!

Panel 2

Gontor: Blindness!
Logann swings his axe at Gontor and misses, "WOOSH!"

Panel 3

Durkon: Och, I got ye Logann. Remove—
Logann: No! Get in there after him!

Panel 4

Logann: You're the one who can stop him. He's trying to slow you down by making you stop to heal me.
Logann hits a guard with the flat of his axe, "BONK"

Panel 5

Sigdi: Ye sure yer OK?
Logann: I got this.
Logann: He needs a few extra seconds more than he needs a second axe anyway.

Panel 6

Sigdi: Och, ye grew up ta be a good lad.
Logann: When this is over, I will accept any food-based expressions of that sentiment you wish to offer.
Logann disarms a guard with his axe, "sthonk!"

Panel 7

Cut to Hel.
Hel: I am not going to waste time debating souls with you!
Loki: Fine with me. Hardly any of these are mine anyway.
Loki: I'm mostly here to keep you from cheating.

Panel 8

Hel: You hypocrite! You cheat all the time!
Loki: I'm not taking a principled stand against cheating, sweetie. I just don't want you to do it right now.
Loki: It's hard to be a hypocrite when your guiding philosophy is, "Do whatever's best for you."

Panel 9

Hel: Well, don't think I've forgotten you have a cleric in this battle.
Hel: My priests will be ready for whatever scheming trick she's about to—

Panel 10

Cut back to Firmament.
Hilgya: You know, I think I gave this a solid effort.
Hilgya: I'm gonna go back and grab Kudzu and be ready to Plane Shift outta here if everything starts shaking.

Panel 11

Cut back to Hel.
Loki: I want to be mad, but her faith in my teachings is just so pure!

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