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Vaarsuvius meditates in the tunnels below the pyramid on the depths of immorality to which the wizard has sunk.

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Panel 1

Blackwing: Vaarsuvius? Running away doesn't solve anything!
Blackwing: Except maybe problems related to how quickly you get somewhere, in which case flying is still better.

Panel 2

Blackwing: There you are.
Blackwing: You seem to have calmed down.
Vaarsuvius: I have had time to think. I now await the abomination my deeds have spawned.

Panel 3

Blackwing: It's not that kind of undead. It's just a mummy. It didn't even follow us down here.
Blackwing: Wherever "here" is.
Vaarsuvius: More's the pity, then. My doom at the hands of a legitimate revenant would have provided some small token of cosmic justice.

Panel 4

Blackwing: Let's get back to the others and—
Vaarsuvius: Three children. Did you notice? Three children, borne to a human mother.
Blackwing: Well, I'm surprised you correctly identified her gender, but other than that—

Panel 5

Vaarsuvius: A casual mating might lead a draconic mother to lay a clutch of three eggs at once, but a human is unlikely to bear triplets.
Vaarsuvius: If the pair conceived three offspring together, that implies a stable partnership over several years.

Panel 6

Blackwing: Oh, I see where this is going.
Blackwing: Do you really need to be adding more guilt sauce to your failure casserole? That dragon died years ago, according to the chart.
Blackwing: Plus, being in a long-term relationship doesn't make you not Evil—just ask Elan's brother.

Panel 7

Vaarsuvius: Perhaps, but that is not the point at which I am getting.
Vaarsuvius: Until this moment, my mind had never considered that any of the dragons that I slew were anything but ravenous killers. Can I be certain though?
Vaarsuvius: Can I be sure that not one found a more peaceful existence? They were mortals with free will, after all—no matter how few chose to exercise it.

Panel 8

Blackwing: I guess not, but… think of how much good you did by killing all the bad ones!
Vaarsuvius: A few must fall for the Greater Good? Tarquin would concur, and heartily.

Panel 9

Vaarsuvius: Perhaps by some cold calculus, the net benefit of villains lost to innocents sacrificed may ultimately prove beneficial to the world.
Vaarsuvius: I can never know.
Vaarsuvius: But that would in no way lift the burden of the deed from my conscience, nor should it. The judgment was never mine to make!

Panel 10

Vaarsuvius: By my actions, my arrogance, and my ignorance, I am thrice-damned!!
Blackwing: OK, now, you're just being completely ridiculous!

Panel 11

Blackwing: If anything, you'd be sextuple-damned.
Blackwing: You know, 'cause you sold your soul three times and all.

Panel 12

Vaarsuvius: GAAAAGH!!!
Blackwing: Wait—unless it's multiplicative. Then we're looking at nine times, minimum.

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