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Vaarsuvius and Laurin Shattersmith engage in an epic caster fight.

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Panel 1, Page 1

Felix and several pirates fall behind Vaarsuvius as they prepare to duel Laurin.
Andi: Everybody, stay back! You know the captain's orders: No interfering with third-act duels!
Vaarsuvius: While I respect you clear mental discipline, I will not allow you to injure my allies.
Laurin: Don't tell me what I'm "allowed" to do, elf.

Panel 2, Page 1

Vaarsuvius: Cone of Cold.
A burst of icy wind erupts from V's fingertips, Laurin dispels it.
Laurin: You people up there in your lush forest while the rest of us have to fight for scraps—

Panel 3, Page 1

Laurin assaults with psionic energy.
Laurin: —you can shove your false respect, because you don't know anything about me!
Vaarsuvius: I know...you fit...in a Forcecage!

Panel 4, Page 1

The forecage forms around Laurin, but she teleports out, "pop!", and reappears just outside it, "pop!"
Laurin: Only momentarily.

Panel 5, Page 1

Haley is being tended to by Carol.
Elan: Haley, please tell me
Haley: I'm fine—I'll be fine. You need to help Vaarsuvius.
Elan: I think the crew has the right idea—I'd just end up blocking V's spells!
Haley: Then sing!

Panel 6, Page 1

Tarquin: Damn it, Shattersmith—the elf isn't important! Just nova it already!
Laurin: Will you shut up and let me fight??

Panel 7, Page 1

Bandana: Oh, hell no. No way, no how is some crazy old dude gettin' back on our ship after breakin' a lady's arm.
Bandana: ROUGH SEAS AHEAD, PEOPLE!

Panel 8, Page 1

The Mechane flies loops in the air. Julio Scoundrél hangs on by the ballista line.

Panel 9, Page 1

Elan (singing): ♪Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on everyone who's not trying to murder anyone!♪♪

Panel 10, Page 1

Vaarsuvius: Dimensional Anchor.

Panel 11, Page 1

Laurin dispels the Dimensional Anchor.
Blackwing (off-panel): You wanna dispel something? Dispel this—

Panel 1, Page 2

Blackwing: BIRD TO THE FACE!
Blackwing: Caw! Caw!

Panel 2, Page 2

Laurin attacks Blackwing psionically.
Blackwing: Ow! Ow! Ow!
Blackwing: I made a poor decision!

Panel 3, Page 2

Laurin: You must be feeling drained so late in the day if you're sending your familiar in to attack me.
Vaarsuvius: I assure you my companion's decisions are reflective of nothing—
Vaarsuvius: —least of all, rational planning.
Blackwing: That's certainly true...

Panel 4, Page 2

Vaarsuvius: Resilient Sphere.

Panel 5, Page 2

Laurin: You already tried putting me in a box, wizard!
Laurin: You're wasting everyone's time!

Panel 6, Page 2

Laurin: I can counter any spell you have left, so why not just save yourself the pain and—
Vaarsuvius: I have in excess of twenty-five spells remaining. Not counting cantrips. 

Panel 7, Page 2

beat

Panel 8, Page 2

Laurin disappears with a "pop!"

Panel 9, Page 2

Vaarsuvius: Blackwing, are you well?
Blackwing: My feathers hurt. How come my feathers hurt?
Felix: She booked? Why?
Mechane Crewman with Five O'Clock Shadow: Yeah, I thought she was winning.

Panel 10, Page 2

Vaarsuvius: Whether or not she could, indeed, counter any spell I cast, the fact of the matter is she was very low on energy with which to do so.
Felix: Ohhhhh. How'd you know? A spell?
Vaarsuvius: No, merely a combination of observations, calculations—

Panel 11, Page 2

Flashback to the Abyss. Vaarsuvius and Blackwing lie restrained on a table while Sabine sweeps up the remains of the HDTV with a dustpan and brush.
Sabine (whispering): —and that bastard has a Ring of True Seeing now, so don't try illusions or invisibility.
Sabine: If you end up fighting Laurin, watch out. She's not afraid to pull out the big guns early and often. If I had to guess her level, I'd say—

Panel 12, Page 2

Vaarsuvius: —and superior intelligence.
Blackwing: Also, I totally snagged a bauble!

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