oots


The Order battles some dragons ... and are betrayed.

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Panel 1

Two green dragons come up hissing and drooling.
Dragon: Hissssssssss!!
Roy: Holy—
Elan: Ahhh!

Panel 2

Vaarsuvius: Aha! Now I understand.
Durkon: Aye, we've been turned into pub snacks!!

Panel 3

Vaarsuvius: Not if I have anything to say on the subject.
Vaarsuvius: And, as a point of fact, I do.

Panel 4

Vaarsuvius: FIREBALL!

Panel 5

Zit Boy knocks Haley out with a club, "bonk!"

Panel 6

Zit Boy drags Haley away.

Panel 7

Belkar: Um, guys...
Elan, Roy, and Durkon fight the dragons, "pierce! slash! bludgeon!", killing them.

Panel 8

Durkon: Ho ho! Now who's tha pub snack!
Goblin with Braces: Mmmm... delicious!
Elan: The fireball seals in the deep roasted flavor!

Panel 9

Roy: Hmmm, not half bad...
Roy: Hey Haley, can you search that pit—

Panel 10

Beat. Roy notices Haley missing.

Panel 11

Roy: Damnit! Not again!
Belkar: Not my fault! I couldn't even act in the Surprise Round!

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