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"Durkon" pumps the Head Cleric of Hoder for information.

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Panel 1

Head Cleric of Hoder: I am this shrine’s head cleric.
Roy: Nice to meet you. We were wondering if you—
"Durkon": gwoooBWEARF! gwoooBWEARF!

Panel 2

Head Cleric of Hoder: Yes, yes. My acolytes have informed me of your request.
Head Cleric of Hoder: I am sorry to keep you waiting but neither I nor any member of my staff is capable of casting the spell for which you seek.

Panel 3

Roy: Ah, crap. Well, I sorta figured.
Head Cleric: I can heal your friend’s end stage emphysema, if you’d like?
Roy: Ah, no, thanks anyway. I guess we’ll just be on our—
"Durkon": gwoooBWEARF! gwoooBWEARF!

Panel 4

"Durkon": None on yer staff? Do ye know any clerics na on yer staff tha might be powerful enough to cast it?
Head Cleric of Hoder: Uh, what do you…?

Panel 5

"Durkon" intimidatingly stands over the Head Cleric of Hoder.
High Priest of Hel: Mebbe someone who was just passin’ thru? Someone we could catch up wit?

Panel 6

In Durkon's head
"Durkon": Say it. Come on!
"Durkon": I know, you know, I know you know, and now you know I know! Just say it out loud!
"Durkon": I’d just straight up wink if you weren’t wearing that ridiculous blindfold!!

Panel 7

Outside
Head Cleric of Hoder: I have no idea to what you might be referring. If you’ll excuse me, I’m needed elsewhere. Good day!
Roy: Durkon, what the hell?
Roy: I know this is important but you can’t get in someone’s face like that.

Panel 8

Inside Durkon's head
"Durkon": Aaaargh! So close!
Durkon: Ta wha? Wha in tha blue heck’re ye goin’ on aboot?

Panel 9

Outside
"Durkon": Sorry aboot tha, lad. I just had a hunch ‘e were hidin’ somethin’.
Roy: OK, well, just try to keep it under control next time.
Roy: Not that there’s going to be a next time, since I think that was the last true temple in town.

Panel 10

Roy observes his map.
Roy: There’s a shrine to Skadi on the other side of the mountain, but I think all of her followers are rangers and druids.
Roy: I guess we might as well head over and—
Acolyte of Hoder with Ponytail: WAIT!

Panel 11

Acolyte of Hoder with Ponytail: I think I know something that could—
Acolyte of Hoder with Ponytail: whoOOAAAA!
She falls and tumbles down the slope, "clunk! WHUMPH! WHUMPH!!"

Panel 12

Roy: So…I’m guessing you’re fairly new to the blindfolded priest thing?
Acolyte of Hoder with Ponytail: I like to think of my bruised shins as my god’s way of reminding me to practice my low-level healing spells.

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