oots


Battle is joined between the Order of the Stick and the Vector Legion.

Cast

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Panel 1

Tarquin's Triceratops emerges through the wormhole, directly in front of Bloodfeast.
Belkar: Crap! Evil Father Patrol dead ahead!

Panel 2

Elan: Oh no! I should've known my dad wouldn't bring along such a cool mount without using it!
Roy: Belkar, break left!

Panel 3

Vaarsuvius: Hold Monster.

Panel 4

Miron: Greater Dispel Magic.

Panel 5

Haley: Hey Miron, sorry I can't pay that ransom—I spent all my money on arrows!
Haley: Want some?
Haley fires a rapid barrage of arrows, "fft! fft! fft! fft! fft!"

Panel 6

Tarquin catches a pair of arrows, "snatch! snatch!". One bounces off of Miron's shield, "dink!", but two strike him, "thunk! thunk!"

Panel 7

Psionic energy crackles around Laurin's head...

Panel 8

...sending out a beam that hits Haley.
Haley: Nnnngggh!!

Panel 9

Vaarsuvius grabs Haley and Blackwing grabs her bow.
Elan: Haley!
Roy: V's got her, Elan.

Panel 10

Roy: Belkar, don't let up. I think we're pulling away.
Belkar: No way is some lame ass herbivore gonna catch—

Panel 11

Tarquin's Triceratops emerges from a wormhole directly in front of Bloodfeast, who pulls up short.

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