oots


Roy attempts to impose discipline on the team: no talking, no singing, no joking and no complaining. Xykon breaks the latter imperative.

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Panel 1

The party walks down a corridor with runes running along the wall in silence.

Panel 2

Elan: Hey Roy, do you think we—
Roy: No talking.

Panel 3

Elan: Um, OK, but maybe I can help Haley look for traps by—
Roy: No singing either.
Elan: Oh.

Panel 4

The party walks in silence.

Panel 5

Roy: Haley, are those runes dangerous?
Haley: Don't think so.
Roy: What do they do?
Haley: Beats me. But if they were going to blow up, they'd have done so by now.

Panel 6

The party walks in silence.

Panel 7

Belkar: Geez, I know this comic can get longwinded, but this is—
Roy: No breaking the fourth wall!
Elan: But Roy, you just—
Roy: Be quiet!

Panel 8

Belkar: What, we're just going to walk in silence from now on?
Roy: YES! Yes, we're going to walk in silence from now on!!

Panel 9

Roy: If we had been standing quietly instead of cracking jokes and playing the lute and whatever else—
Roy: —maybe we would have heard Durkon fighting for his life.
Roy: Maybe we could have saved him.

Panel 10

They reach a door at the end of the hall.
Roy: So if I have to put some goddamn discipline into this team to keep anyone else from getting killed, that's what I'm going to do.
Roy: No talking, no singing, no joking, and most importantly—

Panel 11

Xykon and Redcloak emerge from the door.
Roy: —no complaining.
Xykon: Ah, crap. Not THIS guy again.

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