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Belkar takes control of the situation with the hellhound, but finds himself lost in the passages beneath the pyramid where he is about to encounter Malack.

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Panel 1

Belkar hangs on to the hellhound as it chases Mr. Scruffy down a ramp.
Belkar: Stupid giant hellhound! Why does no one ever breed Abyssal shih tzus or Tarterus pugs? Or Pandemonium chihuahuas?
Belkar: Actually, I think all chihuahuas may be Pandemonium chihuahuas.

Panel 2

Mr. Scruffy steps on a pressure plate, "click!"

Panel 3

Arrows fly out towards Belkar.
Belkar: Crap!

Panel 4

Belkar stabs the hellhound in the rump, "SHTHNKK!", causing the hound to rear up, taking all three arrows, "thnk!! thnk!! thnk!!"

Panel 5

The damage from the arrows sends the hellhound back to the Nine Hells, "POOF!"

Panel 6

Belkar grimaces as he tumbles out of control down the ramp.

Panel 7

Belkar: Unnnh. You OK?
Mr. Scruffy: Meow!
Belkar: OK.
Belkar: Let's get back to the others before they totally freak.

Panel 8

Belkar: "Oh, Belkar, you were out of our sight for 4.3 nanoseconds, how many people did you murder?"
Belkar: None, thanks.
Belkar: And I find it offensive that you would think anyone could bleed out that fast.

Panel 9

Belkar: Wait—did we come down this ramp, or that one?
Belkar: Ugh, I can't even pick up our own scent with the stench of those corpses all over the place.

Panel 10

Belkar: Wait—do you hear that? Someone's coming. Someone in robes, sounds like.
Mr. Scruffy:Meow! Meow! Meow!
Belkar: Ha! This is perfect.

Panel 11

Belkar: Oh man, Roy's gonna have to admit that I'm a valuable part of the team when he finds out we found Vaarsuvius and reunited the party!
Belkar: I can't wait to see his face!

Panel 12

Belkar: No way he ever saw THIS one coming!
Malack waits around the corner.

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