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Jirix is installed as a prime minister. Redcloak announces he will be away for a long time.

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Panel 1

MitD reads Redcloak's history book.
MitD: Wow, this is interesting.
MitD: I didn't know that goblins invented guacamole, alternate-side-of-the-street parking, and the oboe.
Demon-Roach: Their place among the damned is secure.

Panel 2

Redcloak: Now, I said a moment ago that it is with mixed emotions that I make this historic announcement, and it is.
Redcloak: That's because I won't be staying with you in Gobbotopia.

Panel 3

Hobgoblin #1: What? No!
Hobgoblin #2: Don't go!
Hobgoblin #3: We love you, Supreme Leader!

Panel 4

Redcloak: I'm afraid my place is out there.
Redcloak: There are still tasks that must be completed to secure this bright new future—still enemies of the goblin people that must be brought to heel.
Redcloak: Maybe...when my journey is complete...I will return to live out my days here.

Panel 5

Redcloak: Until that time, you need a new leader. One who is focused on strengthening your place on the world stage. One who understands firsthand the dangers before us.
Redcloak: One whose very life was ripped away during the elven attack, but who has returned from the grave by the grace of the Dark One.

Panel 6

Redcloak: I give you the man who I have personally groomed for this eventuality—
Redcloak: —your new head of state, Prime Minister Jirix.

Panel 7

MitD: Hey, I remember that guy.
MitD: No, wait, the guy I was thinking of had a pointy metal bar sticking out of his chest.

Panel 8

Jirix: Thank you, thank you. And thank you, Supreme Leader, for that kind introduction.

Panel 9

Jirix: I didn't mind the Resurrection spell, either.
Horde of hobgoblins laugh.

Panel 10

Jirix: I'm not nearly as eloquent a speaker as my comrade, Redcloak, so I'll make this short.
Jirix: That way we can all get to the delicious barbeque we have planned for everyone that much quicker.

Panel 11

MITD: Oooo! A timeline!
Hobgoblin Priest with Orange Symbol: He's one lucky cleric, getting picked like that.
Hobgoblin Cleric #2: I totally could have been Prime Minister, if it hadn't been for my mother.
Hobgoblin Priest with Orange Symbol: Why? What did she do?

Panel 12

Flashback to Hobgoblin Cleric #2's youth.
Mother: You clean that spill up this instant, Hobgoblin Cleric #2!
Mother: I need to go change your brother, Hobgoblin Warrior from Strip #433, Panel 3.

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