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Haley seeks out a new weapon from the stash of Eagle-Eyed Pete.

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Panel 1

Haley: OK...I think these healing potions you were carrying did the trick. I feel a little better.
Haley: How are we doing?
Celia: Well, the good news is that Belkar isn't fighting both of those thieves anymore.

Panel 2

Cut to Belkar fighting Crystal as Bozzok runs stage left.
Celia (inset) The bad news is, that's because the half-orc is now chasing us.
Crystal: Hey, where are you going? What about the halfling!
Bozzok: Screw the halfling!
Belkar: Not on your best day, Tusky.
Bozzok: I came here to kill Starshine!
Celia (inset): I fly faster than he can run, but I don't have anywhere to go.

Panel 3

Celia: So, where to? I, uh...I suggest NOT the bathroom. Or the bedroom. Or any room with a mirror in it. Or a pool of water, really. Or—
Haley: Don't worry, I already know what the bitch did to my hair. I could feel it.

Panel 4

Celia: Oh Haley! I'm so sorry! I couldn't stop her! I wanted to, but she was—
Haley: Celia, calm down. Yeah, I'm pissed, but it's just hair.
Haley: I cut it shorter than this the first time I decided I didn't want to dye it anymore.

Panel 5

Celia: You used to dye your hair? But your natural color is so—
Haley: Not important right now!
Celia: Oh, sorry.

Panel 6

Haley: OK, Belkar gave us a good distraction, but even he can't beat the whole Guild on his own.
Celia: But you don't even have a weapon!
Haley: Well, I guess I can pick up a sword from one of the thieves that I shot earlier.
Haley: It's not ideal, but—

Panel 7

They approach the stair.
Haley: Wait—if Belkar came up the stairs, then everyone guarding the front door is dead now! Head that way, quick!
Celia: You got it!
Haley: There's a den off the front foyer that has something I couldn't get to before. Not with all those guards and my bow broken.

Panel 8

They approach the foyer where several rogues lie dead.
Celia: You know, it's really not THAT bad...if we cleaned it up a little.
Celia: I know a lot of pixies that just love that haircut.
Haley: Can we PLEASE focus on the battle, not my hair???
Celia: Right, right.

Panel 9

Celia: Is that Pete over there? Ew, gross!
Haley: Huh. Well, I guess he's really not going to be needing what we're taking anymore.
Celia: Why, is it a hat?

Panel 10

Haley: Just hurry up and get inside. Bozzok can't be far behind.
Celia: No, really, what would Old Bind Pete keep in his den that would matter now?
Haley: Nothing—

Panel 11

Haley and Celia enter a room with lots of bows on the wall and five gold prizes and one silver standing just below that.
Haley: —but Eagle-Eyed Pete was one of the Guild's best snipers, back in the day.
Celia: Wow...

Panel 12

Celia: Ooooo! He doesn't happen to have a room full of wigs, too, does he?
Haley: *sigh*
Celia: Because since you mentioned color, I've been thinking that brunette might really suit you.

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