oots



The blonde adventurers' strange commonalities are explained at last.

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Title addendum

Our 50th strip! And 50% longer, too!

Panel 1

The panel reads:

The Order
of the Stick
Presents...
The
Semi-Secret
Origin
of
Elan & Nale!

(I mean, it's not like you
couldn't have figured it out.)

Panel 2

Elan: Wow, this is exciting. I've never been in the first group before!
Nale: Well, Elan, I wanted the chance to talk to you.

Panel 3

Nale: You know, the moment you opened that door, I thought to myself, "Why, here's a handsome fellow!" Ha ha ha!
Nale: But seriously. I think there is a deeper relationship between us than any of which you are aware.

Panel 4

Elan: Are—are you hitting on me?
Nale: What?!?
Elan: Because, whatever you heard about what happened at Summer Camp—

Panel 5

Nale: No, no, Elan. Not like that. I meant that I think we might be brothers.
Elan: Oh, Cool, I never had a brother before. Are you sure?

Panel 6

Nale: No, but I though we could compare stories of our childhoods and see if they match.
Elan: Ooo! Ooo! Me first.

Panel 7

Flashback to Elan's childhood. Young Elan hangs on to his mother's braid as she serves beer on a tray.
Elan (inset): My Mommy raised me by herself. She's a barmaid, and the nicest, kindest person in the whole village. She told me that my Dad was a mean fighting guy who left her and me behind when he went off to battle.
Elan's mother (singing): ♪♪Serve, serve, serve, serve refreshing adult beverages!♪

Panel 8

Flashback to Nale's childhood. Young Nale sits on the edge of his father's chariot as Tarquin raises Soul-Muncher in front of an army of soldiers.'
Nale (inset): Ah, see, now, my Father was a cold and ruthless general of a nigh-unstoppable army. He told me he had abandoned my goody-two-shoes mother in some small backwards village.
war chariot sign: "BABY ON BOARD"

Panel 9

Cut back to Elan and Nale.
Elan: Aw man, those stories don't match at all!

Panel 10

Nale slaps Elan in the face, "SMACK!"

Panel 11

Elan: Wow, those stories match perfectly!
Elan: I wonder why they split up, though.

Panel 12

Flashback to a divorce court, Mr. Jones argues for Tarquin.
Mr. Jones: Your, honor my client is suing for divorce on the grounds of Irreconcilable Alignment Differences. He's Lawful Evil and his wife appears to be Chaotic Good.

Panel 13

Nale: I'm also unable to explain the apparent gulf in our mental faculties...

Panel 14

Flashback to Nale and Elan as babies.
Elan's mother: Nale! Stop hitting your twin brother in his soft undeveloped baby skull!
Baby Nale slaps Baby Elan in the face, "SMACK!"

Panel 15

Cut back to the present. Durkon and Hilgya are playing cards.
Durkon: Go fish.
Nale: ... And it certainly doesn't explain why they would never tell us about each other.
Elan: Oh, that I understand. See, by not telling us, it increases the potential for dramatic tension should we ever encounter each other as adults.

Panel 16

Elan: What?
Elan: Oh, I'm a bard, that kind of stuff comes naturally.

Panel 17

Nale: A bard, huh? My father taught me that bards were underpowered.
Elan: Really? So what class are you?

Panel 18

Nale: I'm a multiclass fighter/rogue/sorcerer who specializes in enchantment spells.

Panel 19

beat

Panel 20

Elan: And that never struck you as needlessly complicated?
Nale: Not until this moment, no.

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