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Roy's heroic act of defiance has a practical effect on V's life and future world events.

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Panel 1

Roy battles Xykon mid-air on the Zombie Dragon.
Xykon: I don't know about you, but I'm starting to wish there was a radio or something in this thing. All this flying around in circles is getting boring.
Roy: Maybe if you fought more and complained less you would...

Panel 2

Roy: Wait—we're flying in circles?
Xykon: Ellipses, really.
Roy: We're headed back out toward the battlefield???
Xykon: Pretty much.

Panel 3

Roy: Land the dragon!
Xykon: Um, no.
Roy: Land it now, or I'll—I'll—

Panel 4

Xykon (off-panel): Or you'll what? Hold your breath? Cry? Does little fighty-wighty wanna cry?
Roy is infuriated.

Panel 5

Roy beheads the Zombie Dragon with a single stroke of the Greenhilt Sword, "SHFLCCKT!!"

Panel 6

Xykon: What the hell did you do that for?
Roy: Now you have to land the dragon, or it will keep flying forever and take us both away from the battle.

Panel 7

Xykon: Listen, genius, it's a freaking zombie. I control it mentally. It doesn't need ears to hear my commands or eyes to see where it's going.
Xykon: If I want it to turn left and then climb, it just does.
Xykon: Hell, even the reins were there just for show.

Panel 8

Xykon: So your big heroic display of defiance right there actually managed to accomplish no practical effect whatsoever.

Panel 9

Down at the breach in the Azure City wall, the head of Zombie Dragon comes crashing down on the Death Knight with a "THUNK.", killing it. A stunned Vaarsuvius stands nearby.

Panel 10

Xykon: Absolutely no effect at all.

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