Belkar finally spots his ninja.
Cast
Transcript
- Panel 1
Belkar (thinking): Well it's about time they let me scout by myself.
- Panel 2
Belkar (thinking): I am so sick of those giant lumbering oafs, clomping around with their massive shoes like they're so cool.
Belkar: To hell with them. I don't need any of them.
- Panel 3
Belkar (thinking): Holy crap! a goblin ninja!
- Panel 4
Belkar (thinking): Holy crap! I made my Spot check!
- Panel 5
Belkar: Bring it!
Ninja: Ninja!
- Panel 6
Their blades cross with a "clank!"
- Panel 7
The ninja kicks Belkar in the head with a "smack!"
- Panel 8
Belkar catches the ninja's ankle.
Ninja (off panel): uh oh...
- Panel 9
Belkar severs the leg with a "splortch!"
Ninja: AAAAARGGH!!!!!!!
- Panel 10
Belkar jumps for joy as the goblin ninja dies
Belkar: Woot! I'm the most badass halfling EVER!
Belkar: In your face, Elijah Woods!
- Panel 11
Belkar: Oh yeah! Look at me! Look at me! everyone look—
- Panel 12
Silence as the panel zooms out to show there is no one around.
- Panel 13
Belkar: I *knew* I kept them around for something.
Trivia
- Elijah Wood played a hobbit in The Lord of the Rings which halflings were originally based off.
- In the eleventh panel, Belkar's dagger is the same size that it was in #1.