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Training Montage!

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Panel 1

Elan and Julio stand on the deck of the Mechane
Julio: Elan, are you ready to begin your training as a Dashing Swordsman?
Julio: We only have to days and two nights before we’ll be at Azure City.

Panel 2

Elan: I’m ready, Captain Scoundrél!!
Julio: Very well. And so…it begins!

Panel 3

Inside a cabin, Elan is brushing his teeth.
Julio: You call that a winning smile? I want to see my reflection in those teeth!

Panel 4

Back on deck, Elan and Julio fence with rapiers against a backdrop of the setting sun.
Julio: Parry!
Julio: And thrust!
Julio: And quip!
Elan: Do you get my point?
Julio: AGAIN!

Panel 5

Now nighttime, Elan winks at Carol, "wink!"
Julio: Does she look like she’s swooning? DO IT AGAIN!

Panel 6

Day again, Elan swings on a rope holding a dummy over two crewmen dressed in alligator costumes.
Julio: Swing! Swing like your opening weekend box office returns depend on it!

Panel 7

Night again, Julio and Elan stand on deck.
Julio: OK, good work, Elan! Good work. You are far exceeding my expectations.
Elan: Thanks! Can I ask you one question, though?
Julio: Of course.

Panel 8

A wide shot of the deck shows that all the backdrops have been scenery flats painted with the setting sun, nighttime, etc.
Elan: How come we’ve only been doing this for twenty minutes, but you’ve already changed the backdrop five times and gone through three costumes?
Julio: Elan, never underestimate the strategic value of a good Training Scene Montage. It could save your life someday.
Julio: Though I guess maybe I should actually teach you some of those things…

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