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Eugene kills a dramatic moment.

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Panel 1

Roy: That still doesn't explain how you got mixed up with Shojo.
Eugene: Don't get your codpiece in a knot, I'm not done yet.

Panel 2

Flashback to after the explosion of the Dungeon of Dorukan. Eugene is shouting soundlessly.
Eugene (inset): I tried to appear to you after you blew up the castle, but with the sword broken, I was out of luck. You couldn't see or hear me.
Flumph: Why isn't anyone calling a cleric??

Panel 3

Eugene (inset): I did, however, spot a scrying sensor that was examining the wreckage, and was able to trace it back to the diviners of Azure City.
Eugene: Detect Scrying!

Panel 4

Tony, an angel, is gagged and bound.
Eugene (inset): Moments later, I sensed Shojo's clerics attempting to summon a celestial to dispense advice, so I high tailed it back to the Upper Planes and... intervened.
Eugene: Nothing personal, Tony.
Tony: Mmph!

Panel 5

Eugene (inset): Shojo and I consulted, and we hatched a plan to get you down here to the South so we could both talk to you—without tipping off those pesky paladins.
Shojo: Deal?
Eugene: I can't shake hands, I'm incorporeal.

Panel 6

Cut back to Eugene in the throne room.
Eugene: I've been stuck here ever since, unfortunately. I can't leave the circle...
Eugene: ...and if I return to the Upper Planes, I'm pretty sure they won't let me respond to any more summoning spells for a while.

Panel 7

Roy: Wow... so you went through all that trouble just so you could talk to me and congratulate me on defeating Xykon and fulfilling your oath? You really do care...
Eugene: Congratulate?

Panel 8

Eugene: I'm not here to congratulate you, you numbskull! You screwed up! Not that I should have expected differently from a fighter.
Roy: Excuse me??

Panel 9

Eugene: Xykon is alive!!
Roy: What??

Panel 10

Eugene: Well, I don't mean actually alive. Technically, he's still dead, just not, you know, DEAD-dead.

Panel 11

Eugene: He's undead, right, so he's up and moving around, even though he's still life signs: negative. But it's not like he just spontaneously came back to life.

Panel 12

Eugene: I mean, he DID come back spontaneously, but back to, uh, undeath, I suppose.
Roy: Just curious, do you get XP for killing this dramatic moment?

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