Haley teases Roy about his change in gender.
Cast
- Roy Greenhilt (as a woman) ◀ ▶
- Haley Starshine ◀ ▶
- Elan ◀ ▶
- Durkon Thundershield ◀ ▶
Transcript
- Panel 1
Durkon: What happened?
Haley: We heard the explosion and came running!
Roy: Assassins attacked us, Elan's been badly poisoned. Durkon, help him.
- Panel 2
Durkon: Aye, the poison's almost ta tha killin' o' him.
Haley: Elan, hang in there!
- Panel 3
Durkon (off-panel): Neutralize Poison!
Haley: Thank goodness he'll recover. I'm just glad you—
- Panel 4
beat
- Panel 5
Haley does not turn around.
Haley: You know, I think those grapes I was eating must have fermented, because I'd swear that you're dressed as a—
- Panel 6
Haley turns around.
Haley: GAHH!
- Panel 7
Haley: ...
Haley: Wow, Roy... I knew you were letting yourself be emasculated by Miko, but I had no idea it had gone this far.
Roy: Cute.
- Panel 8
Haley: So let me guess: You're actually Roy's evil twin sister, raised by your evil warlord father?
Roy: Another brilliant piece of comedy.
- Panel 9
Haley: No, wait, I know—someone told you Miko is into chicks, and this seemed the logical step.
Roy: Are you done yet?
Haley: I'm just getting warmed up, sister.
- Panel 10
Haley: Did losing your greatsword literally make you less of a man?
Elan: Roy has boobies!
Haley: Or did the explosion actually blow away your Y-chromosome?
Haley: Or were you bitten by a woman, and now you turn into one when the moon is full?
Roy: You know, technically, it's now OK for me to hit a girl.
Roy: I'm just saying.
D&D Context
- Neutralize Poison is a 4th-level Cleric spell that removes any poisons or toxins on a touched creature or object.
Trivia
- Haley is referencing Elan´s and Nale´s past when she mentions an "evil twin".
- Elan's final quote, "Roy has boobies!", is a reference to him making the same joke in #102, Lowbrow is the Best Brow.
- The title is a reference to the 2004 film, Mean Girls, starring Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams, and Tina Fey.