oots


Meanwhile, Roy is cutting through a swath of bandits and facing the bandit king.

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Panel 1

A bandit fires two arrows at Roy, both of which miss.
Funny Hat Bandit: Rapid Shot!
Roy hits another bandit with his club, "WONK!"

Panel 2

Roy takes out the bandit archer.
Roy: Hey there, nice feat! That allowed you to be utterly ineffective twice in the same round! Congrats all around!
Roy: And seriously, what's with the hat, man? Geez.

Panel 3

Roy: Hey, the rest of the archers are backing away. I must have really scared them.
Bandit King (off-panel): Or they just know how much I hate it when they shoot into melee.

Panel 4

Bandit King: Ready for a rematch?
Roy: Let's see what you've got, Grandpa.

Panel 5

The Bandit King blocks Roy's attack with his swords, "clang! clang!"

Panel 6

Roy hits the Bandit King with his club, "THUNK!"

Panel 7

The Bandit King disarms Roy.

Panel 8

Roy: You're in pretty good shape for a geezer. But I've got one more trick up my sleeve!
Roy: Er, bag.

Panel 9

Roy throws an animal out of his Bag of Tricks. It bounces off the Bandit King's sword and back at him.

Panel 10

The animals pops into full size, "pop!" A big shadow appears over Roy's head.
Roy: Naturally.

Panel 11

Roy is crushed under a rhinoceros.

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