oots


Belkar and Durkon prepare to fight some goblins, but Durkon has a few tricks up his sleeve.

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Panel 1

Goblin: Die, shorty!
Durkon: Odin's good eye! This be yer fault, Belkar!
Belkar: Hey, I didn't tell the elf to fail his Will save against ghast paralyzation. He did that on his own, with no consideration for how it would affect me.

Panel 2

Durkon: Ye abandon'd yer post in battle! If we wer in tha dwarven army, ye'd be hang'd fer that crime!
Belkar: I suppose I'll put that on my list of reasons I'm glad I'm not a dwarf, right after "unfashionable facial hair" and right before "miscellaneous odor offenses".

Panel 3

Belkar grins.
Belkar: But don't worry. There is going to be some serious stabbing going on in the next few moments.

Panel 4

Durkon: We dinnae have time for that. I was gonna save this for Xykon, but I think it be time to call out the big guns.
Belkar: We have big guns?

Panel 5

Durkon: THOR'S MIGHT!
Durkon grows to three times his normal size.
Belkar: Holy crap!

Panel 6

Durkon: Now who's the short one?
Durkon crushes 2 goblins with his hammer, "crush!"

Panel 7

Durkon smashes three more goblins, killing one instantly, "smash!"

Panel 8

Durkon smashes the first two goblins with his hammer again, "splat!", killing one. At the same time he bashes the two remaining to his left with his shield, "splat!", killing one.

Panel 9

Durkon shrinks back to normal size again.

Panel 10

Durkon: Hurry! We gots to help tha others!

Panel 11

Durkon hurries off, leaving Belkar surrounded by goblin corpses.

Panel 12

Belkar stabs one of the goblin corpses in the head. "Stab."

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